[ Merry Christmas, Zamasu! A package wrapped in festive green and white paper will arrive at Zamasu's doorstep via messenger bird early Christmas morning. A tag near the bow reads as follows only as follows: ]
Merry Christmas! From, Santa
[ An anonymous gift for the Grinch on Christmas. How unexpected!
Within the package is a hardcover book entitled, A Comprehensive Guide to Empatheias's Flora and Fauna. This detailed field guide to the plants and animals native to the floating island contains information on identification, diet, habitat, migration, mating, and more, accompanied by exquisite full color photographs and illustrations. It's the definitive book for Empatheian nature lovers. ]
[If it wasn't already obvious from the get-go--in that it was a deliberate, unprovoked attempt at making contact--then the friendly...even affectionate tone would have been a dead giveaway.]
I thought I should warn you, before you get home and find out for yourself, that I am currently under attack and have lost control of the situation.
[The words alone might have been cause for alarm by someone who was not Zams had they not been accompanied by the following image:]
[There was a lengthy pause on her end. Surprise rang through. So strong, she couldn't even contain it. And for several reasons. For one, it certainly wasn't the type of response she would have expected from Zamasu. For another...either he had forgotten that humans typically couldn't sense ki...or else he knew that, thanks to Trunks' recent training...she could.]
How did you...
[Except, no. That wasn't important now. And no use giving him any more information than necessary.]
[His was normally the last advice she would ever have wanted to take, but for once, she obliged. Closing her eyes and concentrating. Focusing as hard as she could on the one energy signature she would recognize anywhere.]
[And after a few seconds...]
You're...right. I feel him.
But...I don't understand. What's...going on?
[Those last words were meant more for herself than him, inadvertently broadcast all the same.]
[There's a scream from the other side of the connection before Eikichi crashes into the shower, hyperventilating like if he was caught with his pants down--actually yes this is what is happening.]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD?! PERVERT!!
It sure is a demand and Blake has honestly had enough of people, who demand things from her... Not that she's heard that happening since coming here but it's still a canful of bad memories from home.
But she's not really in a mood to fight about it and he looks tired as hell.]
Well, you could have at least asked politely. [JUST SAYING! Because she can't stop herself from saying that.] But okay, sure, I'm on my way there anyway.
[Follow the catgirl, who is carrying a book with her as she continues walking .]
[ Mortal? She's heard worse. Blake looks surprised. This is just a coincidence, right? Running into a god in another world after hearing all of that past stuff back home? Nope, she would say her luck is just like that. ]
But you except us to show that to you while some of you change everything in the worst possible ways. Local ones from home, no one here, just so we're clear about that.
[ Here? It may depend on who it is and other things but ahahah, gods and their old bullshit in Remnant. ]
It's not far.
[ Maybe his tired state is glad to hear that. ...Right behind her sounds ... well, not bad after having a stalker back in Remnant but she'll live with that. Sometimes it's good to let pride go for a moment, maybe.]
Gods are not without fault. They all have their sins.
[And that is something Zamasu wants to set straight eventually. What the cosmos needs is order. One god that oversees all. A god that isn't incompetent like Zenoh-sama is.]
Perhaps your god is nog fond of mortals either. After all, you are the evil that destroys planets.
At least some of you admit it. [ ... not that it makes attitudes or other things any better. ]
That's just a little understatement about them and no, actually, they destroyed everything where I'm from... And then apparently expect us to fix whatever they did but make it impossible to fix.
[As far as they know anyway since the most obvious way must be count out. But it IS a world of fairytales so there is probably some kind of a solution....]
...Shouldn't you be resting or sleeping somewhere if you're that tired? And no, it wasn't a lie, it's just around that next corner.
[Which is near, not that she is walking very fast when her company seems so tired.]
You forget that gods do not owe mortals explanations or apologies. They are minor beings.
[A soft 'hm' escapes his mouth.]
What have you done to anger your god so? [It probably has something to do with mortals being evil, destructive pests.] I cannot. I have to make sure a mortal is near. It is quite an ironic sort of punishment.
Or maybe gods should change their attitude about that.
[ Or maybe they can just stay away where she is from. ]
That is a long and ancient, tragic love story. [Which is obviously still not over. It's complicated. Blake blinks, very surprised by everything in that answer including honesty.] ... Punishment? Ummm, well then I guess you can stay around me there.
[She can read that book that she has with her if he prefers quiet company.
Speaking of 'there', it really is around the next corner and it is time to walk in. Blake goes first unless he is going to stop that.]
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12/25 - messenger bird
Date: 2018-12-24 06:19 pm (UTC)Within the package is a hardcover book entitled, A Comprehensive Guide to Empatheias's Flora and Fauna. This detailed field guide to the plants and animals native to the floating island contains information on identification, diet, habitat, migration, mating, and more, accompanied by exquisite full color photographs and illustrations. It's the definitive book for Empatheian nature lovers. ]
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Date: 2018-12-24 07:27 pm (UTC)It takes him quite a long time before he actually moves to pick it up. It has the shape and weight of a book.]
2/2
Date: 2018-12-24 07:30 pm (UTC)For at least five whole minutes and then some...]
Belated Holiday Present
Date: 2019-01-14 10:19 pm (UTC)Inside he will find a 20x24 canvas which has a chibi portrait of himself doing the peace sign.
There's a small note inside.
try a little happiness in your life!
- Eikichi Mishina (Michel ♥)]
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Date: 2019-01-16 01:42 pm (UTC)2/3
Date: 2019-01-16 01:43 pm (UTC)3/3
Date: 2019-01-16 01:43 pm (UTC)MENTAL IMAGE MISFIRE
Date: 2019-02-21 07:31 pm (UTC)I thought I should warn you, before you get home and find out for yourself, that I am currently under attack and have lost control of the situation.
[The words alone might have been cause for alarm
by someone who was not Zamshad they not been accompanied by the following image:]no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 06:56 am (UTC)[It looks somewhat adorable, though.]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-03 01:33 am (UTC)Zamasu?!
What...why do you have Trunks' amulet? What did you do to him?
no subject
Date: 2019-03-03 12:53 pm (UTC)[He wishes he could do something to Trunks, though...]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-04 04:01 am (UTC)Which can only mean you have his amulet. How else could you get a message meant for him. And I want to know why.
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Date: 2019-03-04 11:53 am (UTC)2/2
Date: 2019-03-04 11:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-08 02:30 am (UTC)[Taking his fleeting silence and a lack of "explanation" as proof.]
You won't get away with this, Zamasu.
no subject
Date: 2019-03-08 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-09 08:47 pm (UTC)I'm sure you'd love to do that, wouldn't you?
no subject
Date: 2019-03-16 06:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-17 01:12 am (UTC)How did you...
[Except, no. That wasn't important now. And no use giving him any more information than necessary.]
[His was normally the last advice she would ever have wanted to take, but for once, she obliged. Closing her eyes and concentrating. Focusing as hard as she could on the one energy signature she would recognize anywhere.]
[And after a few seconds...]
You're...right. I feel him.
But...I don't understand. What's...going on?
[Those last words were meant more for herself than him, inadvertently broadcast all the same.]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-21 08:59 pm (UTC)[Eventually his frustration wins.]
Your stupidity is an insult to my divine being.
no subject
Date: 2019-03-22 02:21 am (UTC)You're an insult to divine beings.
[With that, she made a mental noise sounding distinctly like a rough hanging up, and for a few blissful seconds after, there was only silence.]
[Until...]
Trunks?
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Date: 2019-03-24 06:04 pm (UTC)2/2
Date: 2019-03-24 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-27 01:20 am (UTC)[She hung up again.]
[This time, on her end, taking off the stupid necklace and shoving it into her pocket to avoid any further accidental contact.]
22nd not really sorry tbh
Date: 2019-02-24 03:55 am (UTC)Oh my honey,
Oh my honey,
I'll tell you somethin'!
Real soon now my sexy beat...
Will leave you trembling!!
no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 07:02 am (UTC)WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD?! PERVERT!!
no subject
Date: 2019-03-02 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-03 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-03 12:52 pm (UTC)misfire; audio
Date: 2019-02-26 12:09 am (UTC)[Planet destroying is always a great conversation starter.]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-02 06:39 pm (UTC)Yes, destroying every mortal creature in the galaxy would give true peace. How do you plan on doing that without destroying the planet in the process?
no subject
Date: 2019-03-03 12:51 pm (UTC)[Aka: are you completely stupid?]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-06 02:35 am (UTC)How else are you going to get rid of all the horrible mortals? [Some sort of biological weapon? Possible, but that has its own set of issues.]
no subject
Date: 2019-03-16 05:13 pm (UTC)[He pauses.]
Also, how could you know how much power a god possesses?
no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:44 am (UTC)[Doesn't seem very 'godlike' to him!!]
Then again, what would I know? I can't create planets, only weapons that can destroy them.
no subject
Date: 2019-03-24 05:00 pm (UTC)[Dramatic pause...]
A complete annihilation of your existence.
no subject
Date: 2019-03-26 02:21 am (UTC)[He's going to just toss that out there because Hux doesn't know when to stop. This is why almost no one likes him.]
Early November
Date: 2019-11-27 05:53 am (UTC)It sure is a demand and Blake has honestly had enough of people, who demand things from her... Not that she's heard that happening since coming here but it's still a canful of bad memories from home.
But she's not really in a mood to fight about it and he looks tired as hell.]
Well, you could have at least asked politely. [JUST SAYING! Because she can't stop herself from saying that.] But okay, sure, I'm on my way there anyway.
[Follow the catgirl, who is carrying a book with her as she continues walking .]
no subject
Date: 2019-11-27 07:06 am (UTC)[Zamasu's voice sounds dreadfully, dreadfully tired. Yet, mortals should be kind to their gods. ]
I will be right behind you.
[There's truly nothing left of his pride, now isn't there? It is all gone and this is his shitty, miserable life now.]
no subject
Date: 2019-11-27 07:36 am (UTC)But you except us to show that to you while some of you change everything in the worst possible ways. Local ones from home, no one here, just so we're clear about that.
[ Here? It may depend on who it is and other things but ahahah, gods and their old bullshit in Remnant. ]
It's not far.
[ Maybe his tired state is glad to hear that. ...Right behind her sounds ... well, not bad after having a stalker back in Remnant but she'll live with that. Sometimes it's good to let pride go for a moment, maybe.]
no subject
Date: 2019-11-27 12:28 pm (UTC)[And that is something Zamasu wants to set straight eventually. What the cosmos needs is order. One god that oversees all. A god that isn't incompetent like Zenoh-sama is.]
Perhaps your god is nog fond of mortals either. After all, you are the evil that destroys planets.
[It is said in the same, tired tone.]
I am sure that is a lie.
no subject
Date: 2019-11-28 07:09 am (UTC)That's just a little understatement about them and no, actually, they destroyed everything where I'm from... And then apparently expect us to fix whatever they did but make it impossible to fix.
[As far as they know anyway since the most obvious way must be count out. But it IS a world of fairytales so there is probably some kind of a solution....]
...Shouldn't you be resting or sleeping somewhere if you're that tired? And no, it wasn't a lie, it's just around that next corner.
[Which is near, not that she is walking very fast when her company seems so tired.]
no subject
Date: 2019-11-28 12:20 pm (UTC)[A soft 'hm' escapes his mouth.]
What have you done to anger your god so? [It probably has something to do with mortals being evil, destructive pests.] I cannot. I have to make sure a mortal is near. It is quite an ironic sort of punishment.
[Not a lie? Well, how about that.]
no subject
Date: 2019-11-29 02:52 am (UTC)[ Or maybe they can just stay away where she is from. ]
That is a long and ancient, tragic love story. [Which is obviously still not over. It's complicated. Blake blinks, very surprised by everything in that answer including honesty.] ... Punishment? Ummm, well then I guess you can stay around me there.
[She can read that book that she has with her if he prefers quiet company.
Speaking of 'there', it really is around the next corner and it is time to walk in. Blake goes first unless he is going to stop that.]
no subject
Date: 2019-12-02 06:05 pm (UTC)[He yawns.]
Tell me. I am tired and quite bored. Tell me how your god has put your species to justice. [It must be something good.] I will accept these terms.
[He follows her slowly, trying to ignore his trembling knees. When she goes in he follows and finally moves to sink into one of the empty chairs.]